【这个“王老吉”和那个“王老吉”是不一样的~】

正如标题，
这个所谓罐装的“王老吉”和塑料袋包的“王老吉”是不一样的！！！！！

就在两个小时半前，一趟SS2 夜市之逛，竟会逛出这么个结论来。
情形如下：

一个傻蛋在放工回家的途中走去夜市。

傻蛋想吃点夜市小吃填填肚子再回家。

傻蛋买了盐酥鸡粒，吃得爽爽地。

傻蛋一边走一边吃，一边东看看，又一边西看看。

差不多要走完夜市的时候，傻蛋口渴啦！

刚好经过凉茶摊，傻蛋看到“王老吉”这三个字，眼睛一亮！

傻蛋和安娣说：“王老吉，打包！”

傻蛋沾沾自喜地拿着那包黑黑的王老吉走啦！

回家的路上，傻蛋用吸管吸了一大口“王老吉”。

瞬间，傻蛋脸都绿了！

苦死傻蛋啦！！

咽下口中那苦逼的王老吉，傻蛋疑惑了。

咋不一样？？哪诶啊叻？？不是应该甜甜的咩？

都已经买了，还能怎样？

傻蛋自我安慰地说：“没关系，当水喝吧！”

傻蛋接下去喝第二口，苦着脸，吞了！！

傻蛋再喝第三口，脸上苦色加深，硬硬地....吞下了。

随后，傻蛋说:"我的妈呀~太苦了。"

结果，途经一个垃圾桶, 塑料袋王老吉从此就住这里啦！！

~完毕~

【The apocalypse】

The media have had their say, the public are having their say, the authority is going to have their say and the prophets are saying it all.

"21 December 2012 = Doom Day"

By throwing this news to the world earlier this year, the world civilians started to boil it up. Some who believed this started to enjoy their 'remaining life' by spending up all their money believing that saving is no longer meaningful. Some who are against it might just snorted and went on their life as usual. But personally I believed, most of us went on the past few months as usual but also had it hid somewhere inside our heart with a BIG question mark.

The prophets believed the Mayan calendar is the most precise and sophisticated calendar which showed an era of more than 5000 years is coming to an end on 21 December 2012. They believed it is going to be a new start to the world. But what would it be? This could not be answered by anyone, no even the experts who released the information to the world. 

So, questions arose. Would it be a doom day or just some extraordinary change to the world? Or may be, there isn't anything happen on that day? 

Rationally, if it is going to the the end of the world, the mother earth should have given us signals.

If there would have some unpredictable and extraordinary change to the world, some weird phenomenon should be seen in the coming few days. If there isn't anything happen, well, the rationalists will shout out loud, saying "See!!! This is just a fiddlededee for kids."

Well... no matter what people said, we shall see it on that day.

Ciao.